2012 BOWMAN BLUE WAVE RED REFRACTOR BRANDON BROWN
This prismatic 2012 Bowman Blue Wave red refractor of Mets’ non-prospect Brandon Brown is effing brilliant.
This card discovered the Higgs boson like a year ago.
This card knew who Keyzer Soze was 10 minutes into The Usual Suspects.
This card reads Ulysses at the beach.
This card ended Ken Jennings’ run on Jeopardy!
This card considers itself a Lacanian, but questions some of the central precepts surrounding his conception of desire.
This card thought R.A. Dickey should have started the All-Star game.
This card can solve a 7x7x7 Rubik’s Cube in under three minutes.
This card sings Philip Glass songs in the shower.
I tell you, this card is just wicked smaht…