Mets Card of the Week: 2012 Brandon Brown

2012 BOWMAN BLUE WAVE RED REFRACTOR BRANDON BROWN

This prismatic 2012 Bowman Blue Wave red refractor of Mets’ non-prospect Brandon Brown is effing brilliant.

How brilliant, you ask?

This card discovered the Higgs boson like a year ago.

This card knew who Keyzer Soze was 10 minutes into The Usual Suspects.

This card reads Ulysses at the beach.

This card ended Ken Jennings’ run on Jeopardy!

This card considers itself a Lacanian, but questions some of the central precepts surrounding his conception of desire.

This card thought R.A. Dickey should have started the All-Star game.

This card can solve a 7x7x7 Rubik’s Cube in under three minutes.

This card sings Philip Glass songs in the shower.

I tell you, this card is just wicked smaht…

4 comments for “Mets Card of the Week: 2012 Brandon Brown

  1. July 11, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Who?

    • Doug Parker
      July 11, 2012 at 8:48 am

      To which I would add, What? Where? When? and most especially, Why?

      • David Groveman
        July 11, 2012 at 12:34 pm

        Brandon Brown is a middle infield prospect who isn’t likely to be much of an impact.

  2. Doug Parker
    July 11, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    Yeah, I looked at his numbers and was comfortable characterizing him as a “non-prospect”…

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