This prismatic 2012 Bowman Blue Wave red refractor of Mets’ non-prospect Brandon Brown is effing brilliant.

How brilliant, you ask?

This card discovered the Higgs boson like a year ago.

This card knew who Keyzer Soze was 10 minutes into The Usual Suspects.

This card reads Ulysses at the beach.

This card ended Ken Jennings’ run on Jeopardy!

This card considers itself a Lacanian, but questions some of the central precepts surrounding his conception of desire.

This card thought R.A. Dickey should have started the All-Star game.

This card can solve a 7x7x7 Rubik’s Cube in under three minutes.

This card sings Philip Glass songs in the shower.

I tell you, this card is just wicked smaht…

4 comments on “Mets Card of the Week: 2012 Brandon Brown

  • Charlie Hangley


    • Doug Parker

      To which I would add, What? Where? When? and most especially, Why?

      • David Groveman

        Brandon Brown is a middle infield prospect who isn’t likely to be much of an impact.

  • Doug Parker

    Yeah, I looked at his numbers and was comfortable characterizing him as a “non-prospect”…

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