Mets Card of the Week: 2014 Ike Davis


It takes more than a simple trade to reverse a curse as pernicious as Ike Davis.

It takes an exorcism.

And as it happens, I am a trained expert in the field.

But I warn you, this could get ugly– pea soup could be spit, heads might spin, etc.

Well, here we go…

A Yankees volant pater tuus! Tu non noveram lefties! Traxit habe animum ciuitatem Pittsburgh descendit! I cast you out!

Ike Davis exorcism

I now declare this franchise clean.

4 comments for “Mets Card of the Week: 2014 Ike Davis

  1. steevy
    April 23, 2014 at 8:34 am

    Funny,now we need a ritual to insure a good PTBNL.

  2. April 23, 2014 at 9:04 am

    I feel like the Indian in the commercial with a single tear running down his cheek while I watch a card being destroyed.

  3. steevy
    April 23, 2014 at 9:12 am

    That ” Indian” was Italian- American.

  4. DED
    April 24, 2014 at 7:49 am

    Really? Iron Eyes Cody was Italian American? That would come as a surprise to him.

    Ike Davis will hit 25 home runs this year, more next season, etc., and we all will have opportunities to wish he was still doing it for the Mets. Shame on you for demonizing a simple ballplayer.

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