2014 TOPPS HERITAGE IKE DAVIS
It takes more than a simple trade to reverse a curse as pernicious as Ike Davis.
It takes an exorcism.
And as it happens, I am a trained expert in the field.
But I warn you, this could get ugly– pea soup could be spit, heads might spin, etc.
Well, here we go…
A Yankees volant pater tuus! Tu non noveram lefties! Traxit habe animum ciuitatem Pittsburgh descendit! I cast you out!
I now declare this franchise clean.