As this is being typed, the Mets have a five-run lead on the Washington Nationals. They built it on the strength of five extra-base hits, none of them homers. Michael Conforto has hit his first triple of the year and Daniel Zamora has just escaped a bases-loaded jam.
This is coming to you in progress, due to the fact that I am now being kidnapped for my bachelor party.
Would someone be so kind as to finish this off for me when it’s done? I’d appreciate it.
Charlie, we are very concerned! How many women were kidnapping you we know what the tell the authorities?
Oh yea, the game… Tell us about the bachelor party!
There was alcohol. A lot of it. That’s the best I can do at the moment.
FCharlie I’ll finish it up for you. The girls that showed up at your bachelor party watched the game. I heard that you kiss them on the strikes and they kissed you on the…….. oh nevermind.! Anyway the Mets won 8 to 6 and the middle relief blew up once again.