How would Ben Franklin manage Jacob deGrom?

Benjamin Franklin was a comedic philosopher. Certainly, he is known as a Philadelphian, but he certainly had the Mets on his mind during the early 1700s.  Yes, Poor Richard’s Almanack was printed from 1732 to 1758, and Franklin’s witticisms found therein are largely from the first half of the century. Side note, Franklin was born [...]