This is adapted from a meme posted in a Mets group on Facebook.
List these events in order from most likely to least likely:
Matt Harvey wins the Cy Young Award
Mets crowned World Champions
David Wright retires
Noah Syndergaard wins the Cy
Mets win the NL East
Jose Reyes wins the batting title
Terry Collins wins Manager of the Year
Mets lose Wild Card game
Yoenis Cespedes injury-plagued all season
Michael Conforto breaks out as #3 hitter
Mets win the NL East
Mets lose Wild Card game
Noah Syndergaard wins the Cy
Yoenis Cespedes injury-plagued all season
Michael Conforto breaks out as #3 hitter
David Wright retires
Mets crowned World Champions
Jose Reyes wins the batting title
Terry Collins wins Manager of the Year
Matt Harvey wins the Cy Young Award
I have a three-way tie for:
* Collins Wins Manager of the Year
* Mets Win NL East
* Mets Lose WC Card
At the bottom, I’d say:
* Jose Reyes wins the batting title.
Mets win the NL East
Mets crowned World Champions
Terry Collins wins Manager of the Year
Noah Syndergaard wins the Cy
Matt Harvey wins the Cy Young Award
David Wright retires
Michael Conforto breaks out as #3 hitter
Jose Reyes wins the batting title
Mets lose Wild Card game
Yoenis Cespedes injury-plagued all season
Collins will be the sentimental favorite as manager of the year if the Mets are successful. Conforto will not get enough playing time to bat 3rd so the remaining choices are even more unlikely.
Noah Syndergaard wins the Cy
Mets win the NL East
Mets crowned World Champions
Terry Collins wins Manager of the Year
Mets lose Wild Card game
David Wright retires
Yoenis Cespedes injury-plagued all season
Michael Conforto breaks out as #3 hitter
Matt Harvey wins the Cy Young Award
Jose Reyes wins the batting title
Mets win NL EAST
David Wright retires
Noah Thor wins CY
Matt Harvey wins the Cy Young Award
Mets crowned World Champions
David Wright retires
Noah Syndergaard wins the Cy
Mets win the NL East
Jose Reyes wins the batting title
Terry Collins wins Manager of the Year
Mets lose Wild Card game
Yoenis Cespedes injury-plagued all season
Michael Conforto breaks out
Most likely:
Mets lose WC (to Giants again)
NS wins CY
Middle:
Mets win NL E
Least:
All the rest.
1. DW retires
2. Thor wins CY
3. Mets win NLE
Tie:
4A Mets win WS
4B Terry MOY (iff 3 & 4A)
4C Mets lose WC game
Tie
7A Cespedes injury-plagued
7B Conforto breaks out
9. Harvey wins CY
10. Jose wins batting title
David Wright retires
Noah Syndergaard wins the Cy
Mets win the NL East
Mets crowned World Champions
Terry Collins wins Manager of the Year
Jose Reyes wins the batting title
Yoenis Cespedes injury-plagued all season
Michael Conforto breaks out as #3 hitter
Matt Harvey wins the Cy Young Award
Mets lose Wild Card game
David Wright retires in June.